An small earthquake just happened out of fucking nowhere! It was like three seconds long and was barely enough to shake my bed, but it still happened! And this is my first one ever! Mexico is not safe!!!

Time to start clearing out some unread chapters and some of my Read Later List.

I might review some later.

it was the holidays

now it isn't

so i guess i gotta work on this fic n stuff

shit

new chap has been started losers

(NSFW audio/profanity)

Ai maek post!

Anyway, slow day at work, so... here they are in all their horrible glory.

So there's a lot to take in here, and most of it is absolutely beautiful... Ok...

We've got the return of 'Steven Magnet', which was pretty funny. Though I think he's just more or less a one time cameo for this season at least. Same thing with the changeling on the back row at the wedding. Poor little guy looked so lonely...

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I genuinely have no idea why I made this awful thing. I've got a vacation and I'm bored.

Guess what I just saw the trailer for...

That's right...

...*sigh*... Michael Bay, what are you doing? Do you have any idea how much people didn't like your last movie. But, I suppose you don't really care because EVERYONE loves boobs and explosions, right? They're paying to watch your movie because of boobs and explosions. Yeah, who gives a crap about any of that other unimportant stuff such as, but not limited to:

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Back in Equestria girls universe they find the mirror, and it's Universe transversal properties, but nobody tried it, so they believe by heart that trespassing it involved immediate dead, so they began 'executing' felons by dropping them on the mirror, essentially flooding Equestria with Criminals.

Letting this set the tone:

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Coming on Thursday, the 21st of May!

Bitch, you haven't seen NOTHING yet! I present to you "Chaos Wars", infamous for casting untalented family members to do the English acting as an alternative for people who didn't want to use the VASTLY SUPERIOR Japanese voice acting.

There are no words to describe this. Just watch.

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Rest in Chaos is a story that really seems to fire up the dramatic reading impulse for some reason. I think it's because it's short and sweet. Just Dodge! is also a dark comedy about Discord, with almost exactly as many views and likes, as well as way more comments, but it's also about six times the length. No wonder then, I suppose that Rest in Chaos has just received another dramatic reading. How many is that now? Four? Five?

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Three of these girls are supposed to be adults. The fourth just graduated high school.

I think something kinda went caca here...

(You'll find out what new show this is from and my thoughts on it later today, in Summer Anime Premiere Special #3.)

Article here

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I have a terrifying shortage of money and a surplus of time, so I'm opening up commissions once more! I will craft you the perfect story to your specifications, clean or cloppy, heartfelt or hot-fetishy, in exchange for money.

Rules are the same as last time: $15 per thousand words, 1k words minimum, we hash out a deadline, and then trade the fic for the $.

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Of all the darn game series from the SNES/PS1 era, this one gets to drag itself out of the shallow grave it dug itself by face-planting the 2D to 3D jump? This deserved getting exhumed out of the 90’s?!?!

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Made another offshoot to Love Call of the Sirens Last night. Fair warning, this one has the random tag and for good reason! For a frame of reference, see the middle panel of the below Penny Arcade comic.

You have been warned. Enjoy!

In a conversation I had with a friend, a funny suggestion came up and I took it as a challenge.

The first draft, seven pages, is done. I'll have it up sometime either this weekend or next week.

Here's a hint of what it's about.